Activia Yogurt
Dannon has been advertising a new yogurt called Activia that is supposed to help you with “digestive issues.” You can see the commercial here:
My first thought was of all the years I suffered with digestive troubles. It had nothing to do with age and everything to do with a bad infection. When I took the antibiotics to kill the infection, it killed all the good stuff in my body as well, so I had stomach trouble for over five years.
My experience was more like this skit from Saturday Night Live:
I haven’t had stomach troubles at all for over three months, which is when I stopped eating carbohydrates. Can a low-carb diet cure Irritable Bowel Syndrome? Well, it’s the COMPLETE opposite of the diet that the stupid gastroenterologist recommended. Of course, when I ate his diet, I suffered MORE. I haven’t taken fiber supplements or acidophilus for two months and I haven’t had one incident like the skit above.
I don’t think I’ll be needing any Activia any time soon.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 am That SNL was funny.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:39 am Ah, another product full of HFCS!
September 6th, 2008 at 12:44 pm Activia is awful. It touts itself as a health benefit. Stick with the natural yogurts that don’t have artificial sweeteners like Sucralose like Activia does. I didn’t have my glasses with me when I bought Activia and didn’t see the small print on the side about the sucralose. One bite and I could taste the fake sweetener. I’ll go back to Stonyfield Farm, my all time fave!