Most of these procedures merely cause inflamation of the skin, which make the dimpled look of cellulite less noticeable. They don’t remove cellulite or fat.

See QuackWatch’s entry about the subject:

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/cellulite.html

Researchers evaluated clinical safety data and standards of practice for the lipodissolve procedure. It involved data from 75 physicians in 17 countries.
A total of 17,376 patients were analyzed.
Approximately 88% of patient’s reported a postive aesthetic result. Physicians surveyed said there was 95% success rate, but approximately 7% of patients wanted “better” results (their own definition of success was not met).

Lipodissolve is new in the U.S., but has been done in Europe and South America for 15 years.

Can you admit you may have jumped a little too hard on your position that it doesn’t work?

And by the way, the health industry advertises everything… especially when there are a lot of doctors out there offering the service.